Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.
whoa this guy owns
where can i find more
How the fuck are they burning incense
This was episode 4:20
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”.
If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me?
What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?
I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual.
The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.
So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker?
It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim.
Stop. Victim. Blaming.
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
An accurate description of the events that took place during the settlement of the United States of America
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Holy shit, this is so sad… People have sex that only lasts 3 minutes? I feel like this is a national crisis
3.33 is the highest average??
Eva 3.33: You Are (not) Good In Bed
Clearly Queers were not included in this survey.
Are they counting the average time Americans get screwed by their government?
I love the last bit
is that the guy who plays Sherlock
Agent Coulson swimming in his suit…
SWIM FUCKING SUIT
Thor in a thong.
His Thor-ng is adorable…
What the hell just happened
Wow fan art for things that don’t have a set fandom is sort of my fav