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  • Student:

    May I use the restroom?

  • Teacher:

    There was a five-minute break in between classes, why didn't you go then?

  • Student:

    This class is all the way across campus, I had to run in order to get here. If I went then, I would've been late.

  • Teacher:

    Why didn't you go during lunch?

  • Student:

    Lunch is only 45 minutes now, I waited twenty minutes to get my food and didn't even have time to digest it.

  • Teacher:

    Your other classmate just asked to go to the bathroom!

  • Student:

    MAYBE WE HAVE TO GO DURING THE SAME PARTS OF THE DAY DUE TO WHEN WE EAT, IT'S ALMOST AS IF THAT'S HOW OUR BIOLOGY WORKS. MAYBE IF YOU WERE A COMPETENT SCIENCE TEACHER YOU COULD PIECE THAT MINDBLOWING BIT OF INSIGHT TOGETHER

  • Class:

    gasp

  • Teacher:

    go to the principles office

  • Student:

    *goes to the nice bathroom in the principles office because the principal is a total bro who realizes that you shouldn't be forced to hold in your bodily fluids to the point of immense discomfort, nearing torture, just because someone would prefer it if you had an adamantium bladder and continued to sit in a chair until they saw fit, essentially allowing them complete control over your autonomy*

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